G-d,
   Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
& the Wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time,
Enjoying one moment at a time,
Accepting hardship as the pathway to peace.

Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is,
not as I would have it.
Trusting that He will make all things right,
if I surrender to His will,
That I may be reasonably happy in this life,
& supremely happy with Him forever in the next.

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God,
Grant me The Serenity
to accept the things I cannot change.
 The Courage to change the things I can,
& The Wisdom to know the difference.

Patience for things that take time;
An Appreciation for all that I have; &
Tolerance for those with different struggles.

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Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
& the wisdom to hide the bodies,
of those people I had to kill today,
because they pissed me off
& also
help me to be careful of the toes that I step on today,
as they might be connected
to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

The only way to true happiness is to believe in yourself, &
to have a sense of humor!